Best Short Status for Whatsapp

Best Short Status for Whatsapp

• Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
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• I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
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• I like children. Properly cooked.
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• Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
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• The longer the title the less important the job.
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• Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
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• I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.
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• If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get slapped.
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• A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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Short Status Quotes for Whatsapp

• I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
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• Weird is a side effect of awesome.
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• I’m not perfect, I am original.
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• I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.
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• Silence is better than lies.
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•  I didn’t change, I just woke up.
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Short Status Messages for Whatsapp

•  That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.
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• At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
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•  I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
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• I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
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• Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
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• My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
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• A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.