04 August 2016

Best Short Status for Whatsapp

Best Short Status for Whatsapp

Best Short Status for Whatsapp

  • Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.

  • I am not failed, my success is just postponed.

  • I like children. Properly cooked.

  • Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.

  • The longer the title the less important the job.

  • Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

  • I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.

  • If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get slapped.

  • A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Short Status Quotes for Whatsapp

  • I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.

  • Weird is a side effect of awesome.

  • I’m not perfect, I am original.

  • I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.

  • Silence is better than lies.

  •  I didn’t change, I just woke up.

Short Status Messages for Whatsapp

  •  That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.

  • At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

  •  I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

  • I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

  • Without ME, it’s just AWESO.

  • My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.