Best Short Status for Whatsapp

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Best Short Status for Whatsapp

Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.

I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
I like children. Properly cooked.
Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
The longer the title the less important the job.
Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.
If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get slapped.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Short Status Quotes for Whatsapp

I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.

Weird is a side effect of awesome.
I’m not perfect, I am original.
I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.
Silence is better than lies.
 I didn’t change, I just woke up.

Short Status Messages for Whatsapp

 That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
 I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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