Latest Whatsapp Status
1]If you don’t go after what you want, you will never have it.
2]Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
3]If you want your life to be meaningful go out and do something about it.
4]Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang
5]It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.
6]Everything that has a beginning, has an end. So the key is to try to enjoy the in between as much as possible!
7]Celebrate all the things you don’t like about yourself – love yourself.
8]Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.
9]Death is not the Biggest Loss in LIFE! The Biggest Loss is When Relationships Die Among us While We are Alive
10]Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
11]It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, what counts is how many times you stand up again.
12]When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.
13]Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire.
14]If things around you don’t change, change the thing you’re around.
15]Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.
16]Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
17]Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.
18]Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.
19]The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
20]A friendship that can cease has never been real.
21]”The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.”
22]You can do anything but not everything.
23]Don’t take life to seriously because you’ll never get out alive
24]Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
25]The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
26]Don’t see others doing better than you, Beat your own records everyday because, Success is a fight between YOU & YOURSELF
27]Affliction is often that thing which prepares an ordinary person for some sort of an extraordinary destiny.
28]Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.
29]I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
30]Loneliness is better than bad company.
31]Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
32]The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
33]The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
34]All birds find shelter during a rain,but Eagle avoids rain by flying above the Clouds,Problems are common,but attitude makes the difference.
35]Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.
35]Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)
36]Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….( more funny whatsapp status)
37]Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
38]When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
39]The pain is there to remind me that I’m still alive.
40]Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.
41]“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun
42]Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep.
43]The loss of a loved one is one of the most tragic and devastating things a person could endure.
44]Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
45]No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.
46]When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on. Theodore Roosevelt
47]A true businessman always does business out of courage.
48]Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.
49]Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…
50]Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
51]You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
52]Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
53]I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
54]”There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.”
55]Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
56]If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
57]It doesn’t have to be perfect to be beautiful.
58]You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it. ……..(click for moreAttitude status)
59]Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
60]Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
61]Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
62]I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
63]Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!
64]Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying “What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.
65]I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture
66]A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
67]Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want
68]Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
69]I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less
70]Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.
71]My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
72]Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
73]Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 
74]A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
75]I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
76]Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
77]I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
78]”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
79]If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
80]Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.
81]Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
82]I’m cool but global warming made me hot
83]When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.
84]Without me its just awso.
85]Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
86].One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature 
87]Error: status unavailable
88]I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTENTION in Class room.
89]I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.
90]Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
91]I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
92]Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
93]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
94]One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
95]It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
96]Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
97]Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
98]apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi)
99]We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
100]I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…
7 Comments:
Post a Comment